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Friday, June 16, 2006

Ann Coulter's book is pornography for Conservatives.

I read Ann's book and my opinion is that it it could have made a few good columns, but it's a bad book. I like the points she makes, but, we Conservatives know them, already. We talk about them all the time. Ann acts like she's telling us something we don't know and we are slow to get it, so she has to repeat it over and over. She drags out the material like a dime store romance novelist does sex scenes. The Conservative sex scenes go on for, oh, about a 100 pages. Ted Kennedy is baaadd, oooh he's sooo baaaaddd, ooohhh he drowned his girlfriend, did you know that?, hmmm, he did, he did drown his girlfriend, bet you didn't know that! Ted Kennedy drinks, did you know that, he's a drunk, he drinks, he drinks so muchhhhh.... ooohhh, yesss, Ted Kennedy is fat... did you know that? he's sooo fat, Ted Kennedy is faaaaat, he's faaatttt, He's a fat fuck, he's so fat, he's so fat, he's so fat, ahhhhhh....ooooohhhh... yeeesssss!!! A faaaat Jewish girl let Clinton cum on her face, she did, she's soooo faaat, Clinton was faaattt, he had a heart attack, he was sooo fattt. Hillary hasss a bigg faat asss, Biiig faat piano leggs, Molly Ivans isss fattt, she never went to her prommmmmm...everybody's faaaaattt Liberals are faaattt, ooohhh stomp the Yale Taliban with your bigg Jack booootttss, you bigg skinheads, with your biiiiggg faatttt ooooohhhhhss John Murtha iss sooo huuuuge, oooppps I mean faaattt, he's biiiig, he's so faaattt, fraggg him oh frag me John Murtha, fraaaagggg me, I mean himmmm I haaate fattt people I hate themmmm soooo much, I haaate Liberaaalls sooo much, I haate themm I haaate them... it's sooo gooood arrgghhh oooohhh my Gawwwddd it' so goood, ahhhh I'm cummmming...It's like, jeeze Ann, I came 4 pages back but you keep on yakking. Now, Todd Gitlin's book, "Intellectuals and the Flag" is a great book that gets right to the heart of what's wrong with liberals in this country. It's an insider's expose.


At 9:35 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

Is true that you can kill any woman in Martha's Vineyard or Chappaquiddick with no consequences? (Well, here you can bomb 190 people with no consequences.)

At 9:55 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

SF estas aqui? I just sent you an email!

At 8:04 AM , Blogger -bRad said...

That might be one of my all time favorite book reviews. You came over that? LOL

At 12:10 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Well, Brad, I get off on insulting liberals as much as the next conservative. I do believe that name calling is not the most constructive way to fight the good fight. We are conservatives and should behave with a little class. It's fun to read Ann, but she is getting a bit repetitive and off point.


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