You know how the left wants the US to fail in Iraq?

Well Miss C wants the left to succeed! Miss C really hopes that global warming is a true phenomenon. Oh God, do I hope it's true! I can think of nothing I would enjoy more than seeing all the doomsday prophets getting their wishes fulfilled. Just think, if we do all they are asking to stop "global warming" and there is no disaster, there will be no way to prove that they were wrong. So I say let's just keep on keepin' on. If they are right for the first time in recorded history they will actually have the satisfaction of knowing it.

I was laughing great loud belly laughs at the "climate change report" out of Brussels last week. This is funny, funny stuff. Sylvia Brown on acid. May I suggest to these lunatics that they return to the folds of the churches as they are obviously desperate for a religious experience.

Here is the ultra, super dooper, bestest part of the report. It sounds really good to a mysanthrope like Miss C.

"Hundreds of millions of Africans and tens of millions of Latin Americans who now have water will be short of it in less than 20 years. By 2050, more than 1 billion people in Asia could face water shortages. By 2080, water shortages could threaten 1.1 billion to 3.2 billion people, depending on the level of greenhouse gases that cars and industry spew into the air.
Death rates for the world's poor from global warming-related illnesses, such as malnutrition and diarrhea, will rise by 2030. Malaria and dengue fever, as well as illnesses from eating contaminated shellfish, are likely to grow.
Europe's small glaciers will disappear with many of the continent's large glaciers shrinking dramatically by 2050. And half of Europe's plant species could be vulnerable, endangered or extinct by 2100.
By 2080, between 200 million and 600 million people could be hungry because of global warming's effects.
About 100 million people each year could be flooded by 2080 by rising seas.
Smog in U.S. cities will worsen and "ozone-related deaths from climate (will) increase by approximately 4.5 percent for the mid-2050s, compared with 1990s levels," turning a small health risk into a substantial one.
Polar bears in the wild and other animals will be pushed to extinction.
At first, more food will be grown. For example, soybean and rice yields in Latin America will increase starting in a couple of years. Areas outside the tropics, especially the northern latitudes, will see longer growing seasons and healthier forests. Looking at different impacts on ecosystems, industry and regions, the report sees the most positive benefits in forestry and some improved agriculture and transportation in polar regions. The biggest damage is likely to come in ocean and coastal ecosystems, water resources and coastal settlements."

Ha ha ha ha ha. Hilarious! Besides the US gets off very lightly as usual. I swear if I believed in God I would think we were His chosen people. A little smog, a few old people and those with respiratory problems might die. They were going to die anyway, so what. Africa and Latin America will just get a bit more of what they already got, malnutrition, diarrhea from dirty water and malaria from mosquitos. The mosquito problem will be self limiting since when it gets really hot and dry the mosquito's breeding grounds will dry up.

Asians will get hurricanes and rising sea levels, pretty much what they're already used to. As for the plant life in Europe, ha! Who cares? What goes around comes around. The Europeans practically destroyed the eco-systems of the new world when they brought their rats and cats and native plants to the new world. That Jaques Cousteau almost destroyed the ocean by releasing foreign algae from his sea institute. The European hunted some North American animals to extinction and I am supposed to care about their little plants. I'll leave that to them to worry about.

If all these humans die, it won't take long for the earth to clean itself and return to a better, more natural balance, I guess. What's so bad about that? A lot less humans for whatever reason is a good thing. The left loves purges don't they? Just look at global warming as a big old colon cleansing of mother earth!