If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Why We Fight

is a really dumb documentary, but in it there is a funny interview with a sweet little lady who works at an American bomb making factory. She bemoans the fact that when she sees explosions in Iraq on the news she worries they might be from bombs she helped manufacture. "I'd really rather be working in Santa's factory helping him make toys," she said. There is also an interview with a pretty, Chinese-American "payload delivery specialist" who says people have a hard time believing that she is a bomb designer.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Blacks scared of Blacks

Early this year one of my Black co-workers had gone to an Indian casino with another Black friend of hers. They returned from the trip after dark. As they got off of the tour bus, co-worker's friend began to panic and told co-worker to remove her rings, as she insisted the jewelry would attract thieves. Co-worker is a tough cookie and slow to panic, but her friend was freaking her out. Co-worker began tearing off her rings and shoving them in her pocket. She was in such a hurry she did not notice that she had dropped her deceased mother's wedding ring, a ring that had much sentimental value to her.

The very same co-worker was having a conversation with a Black male co-worker last week. He was complaining about the behavior of "people" in East Oakland. He said he hated driving through certain neighborhoods because he was scared for his life. Now this is a guy who comes from East Philly. He told me once that his neighborhood was so tough that if Mike Tyson came to town they would beat him up just to show they could.

So he is relating a horrible story about people driving and fighting while driving and blocking traffic. He kept talking about, "they." It was "they this" and "they that." So I finally asked him, "Who is they?"

"Our cousins" he answered.

Liberals jumping ship!

One of Jamel's grandmas was telling me that she has parted ways with liberals on the personal responsibility issue. She told me that she used to consider herself a liberal until she realized that liberals are continually excuses for the most vile behavior imaginable.

My formerly leftist, red daiper baby co-worker took me out to lunch on Friday and told me that he read the book, White Guilt, by Shelby Steele and that it struck a chord with him and that he was sorry for supporting busing in the 70's because he realizes now that it was wrong.

This is how neocons are made.

Wolfowitz has a new collar!

Here are various types of spiked collars. The wicked looking collar with the sharpened spikes is for Turkish Anatolian shepherd dogs, to protect the dogs from wolves. The Turks would put the collars on when the dogs were pups and the dog would grow around the collar, thus embedding it into its neck.
The collar at the very bottom is a Scandinavian collar used by the Vikings for their dogs.

Black women are reading thug love erotica and White women are fantasizing about getting it on with werewolves, vampires and gargoyles

The regular guys are good enough for me!

Friday, July 27, 2007

Coyotes aren't the biggest problem in SanFrancisco's Golden Gate Park, the homeless are!

I have substituted the word "Homeless" for the word "Coyotes" in this public service announcement distributed by the Park Dept.

In a statement, Deb Campbell with Animal Care and Control said that situations like this occur when wild animals (in this case, the homeless) become comfortable around humans. She also gave tips to avoiding more incidents with the homeless:

Never feed the homeless. Feeding the homeless can put your family and your pets at risk as the homeless learn to expect food and lose their natural fear of humans.
Keep your pets indoors in areas that the homeless are known to frequent.
Secure garbage cans with a lid that fastens shut or use a bungee cord. The homeless can tip garbage cans and obtain an easy meal. Put garbage out the morning of your pick-up to cut down on the amount of time the cans are accessible.
If the homeless are frequenting your neighborhood, let them know that they are not welcome. Make loud noises, squirt them with a hose, or pop a balloon. It's important that the homeless stay wary of humans.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Garbage workers in Oakland suck!

We have had a garbage workers lockout at the company responsible for waste management in Oakland. The waste disposal company is trying to negotiate with the union over the safety records of it's 421 East Bay drivers, who have the worst safety records of the company's 22,500 drivers. 70 drivers acount for 29% of the company's repeat offenders. Some of the drivers cut the wires to the back up beepers because it gives them a headache. One guy had 18 safety violations including hitting 2 freeway overpasses and they can't get rid of him. 2 non employees have been killed by drivers.

Yet the media never mentions this when reporting on the lockout and the subsequent hiring of substitute drivers during the lockout. All we hear about is the garbage pile up and the angry customers.

Chinese culture

My supervisor was telling me yesterday that when she was living in China it was illegal to cheat on your spouse. If your husband was having an affair you could go to his communist party boss or Union head and tell on your husband and he would be warned to cease the affair or face jail time. She said it was also illegal for unmarried men and women to have sexual relationships.

She said that China is changing rapidly and those days are gone. The divorce rate is skyrocketing. She says that Chinese in America are more traditional than the Chinese in China's large cities. The Chinese who come to America are frozen in time and still practice cultural traditions as they practiced them in China before they emigrated.

In France pharmacists may prescribe drugs

It's one of the reasons they can keep health care costs down. However, that would never work in the US, because John Edwards would be ready to jump on the first Pahamacist who made an incorrect diagnosis and sue the pants off him/her.

America's society is a litigeous one, no doubt about it and this makes it difficult to function properly. But then again it does add safeguards. A doctor may be more qualified than a Pharmacist to identify illnesses.

Hillary is looking better and better.

Especially in comparison to the pack of beta males crawling in abject submission to the terrorists. An Alpha female is preferable to a beta male every time. At least Hillary has a pair!

The Democrat candidates are comparable to Chavez, Castro and Mugabe. The leftist candidates are proving themselves to be communists in the former Soviet style. Promising to steal from the rich and give to the poor, they constanly harp on class while themselves being disgustiongly wealthy.

These people are so dangerous to our national security and way of life it's terrifying. Not that I believe they will be able to instutute 1/100th of the programs and policies they are touting just to get elected.

What Republicans really want for Iraqis

This is an excerpt from senator Lindsey Graham's interview on The Newshour. There was a series of interiviews with Republicans and Democrats and I think Graham is actually the most learned and eloquent of all the participants. He completely outclassed Carl Levin. Here goes,

SEN. LINDSEY GRAHAM (R), South Carolina: "Well, my hope would be that, when we leave Iraq militarily, that we will leave behind a functioning government, not a utopia, but a place where Sunni, Kurds and Shias can meet in Baghdad and other places throughout the country and find a way to solve their problems without violence, that the rule of law will replace the rule of gun, that my biggest hope for Iraq is that, when you find yourself in a courtroom in Iraq, it will be about what you did and not who you are.

Now, these are high ideals. We haven't achieved them all here at home, but really my basic hope is that Iraq will become a momentum-builder, in terms of tolerance versus extremism, that the government we leave behind and the people we leave behind accept each other's differences and consider that a national strength, that the rule of law will be entrenched, and that an elected, representative democracy will take hold, and people will have a way to solve their differences without exhorting to violence and extremism, and it would create momentum for other people who share that vision in neighboring countries.

JUDY WOODRUFF: And do you believe that can happen if U.S. troops leave within the next year, which is when most Americans and now a majority of the United States Senate is saying they should leave?

SEN. LINDSEY GRAHAM: You know, one of the things -- this is a good question. One of the things that I think people at home are asking themselves, "If we stayed there forever, would the Iraqi people be capable of coming together, and setting their religious differences aside, and live together in peace and tolerance?"

I think, in South Carolina, Judy, there are people getting shaky along the lines of, "I've lost confidence, not in the troops, but the Iraqi people." I have not lost confidence in the moderates in Iraq to win the day. And if we left now or said that we're going to leave in May of '08, no matter what happens on the ground, then I think the likelihood of these moderates being able to survive is greatly diminished, because the enemy, once they hear the date for withdrawal, will know exactly what they need to do to destroy reconciliation, and reconciliation has been slow to come.

So I think a hard deadline for withdrawal empowers your enemy, and it will reset the negotiations in Iraq. If I'm an Iraqi politician, and I believe that America is going to be gone at a date certain, no matter what happens on the ground, I'm probably going to make political deals differently than if I believed I would have America as an ally to get me through the counter-surge of extremism I know is coming my way."

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Don Kirshner's Rock Concert

I saw Bob Marley for the first time on Don Kirshner's Rock Concert. His show was more hard core than the Midnight Special was. I wish someone would release them on DVD. I love Austin City Limits too. I love the Austin City Limits Taj Mahal concert and dare I say the Dixie Chicks one too. The Last Waltz is a great music documentary. My favorite performers in the Last Waltz are Muddy Waters and the Staple Singers. And I luvs me some Levon Helm singing, The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.

Afghani bread is good but Bosnian bread stands alone!

The long loaf is Afghani and the round loaf is Bosnian. Both loaves are sold at a Bosnian store near my house. The Bosnians stock the Afghani bread because the previous owners of the store were Afghani and had a loyal Afghani customer base. The other day I went in to the store and Johnny, the teenage son of the Bosnian owner convinced me of the deliciousness of Bosnian bread. He said he knew I would love it. His mother bakes it in the morning and if I come into the store at 9 am I can buy the bread fresh and still hot. He was right and the bread is wonderful!

I received a lesson on religious tolerance

from a Hindu liquor store owner. On Sunday I walked around the corner to the store to buy soda. The store owner asked me if I had been to church.

"No," I said. "I am not religious, I don't believe in God."

"You don't believe in God?" he asked disbelievingly. "So you are an athiest!"

"Pretty much," I replied.

"Did your mother never read you the bible?" he asked.

"Sure she did, but I thought it was silly." "Don't you think that Noah's ark stuff is silly?" I blabbered, running off at the mouth as usual "I mean, Adam and Eve and all that mumbo jumbo, it's just silly!"

He ducked his head and blushed. "I don't know if it's silly," he said shyly. Clearly he did not think it was at all silly. Looking very uncomfortable he asked "Would you like to come to temple with my wife and daughter and me?"

"No thank you, " I said and went home, feeling very foolish and yes, silly. I guess I thought he would agree with me about the bible, he being a Hindu. Instead I felt I had been very rude to denigrate the bible in his presence.

Yesterday I processed a book on Hinduism, it stated that Hindus have a profound respect for other religions and believe in one supreme God. They believe that everyone should follow their own path to God, even if that means practicing a religion other than Hinduism.

Of course the Hindus kill a hell of a lot of Muslims, but then Muslims can be very provoking!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Some people are just selfish assholes

Monday, July 23, 2007

The other day as I was playing down at the marina with Wolfowitz, a particularly nasty tempered homeless guy, was sitting across the street from the water at a closed cafe imbibing alcohol. The marina security guard (the marina is private property) drove by in his truck and honked at the guy and told him to leave, whereupon the homeless guy deliberately threw his bottle down and broke it all over the sidewalk. He then hopped on his, no doubt stolen, bike and rode off in a snit. Because, of course, he should be able to spend the night drinking and pissing and shitting in front of a restaurant if he wants too. I have seen his, and his female equivalents, shitting in the doorways of day care centers.

As I walked Wolfowitz home I had forgotten about the broken glass. A couple was walking their tiny dog in front of me and saw the glass and picked up their dog to keep it from getting cut. They looked back at me and I was some distance behind them. They stopped to kick the glass out of the way so that my dog would not be cut as he is a bit too big to pick up.

Nice people!

It's how you were raised

In the San Francisco Chronicle recently, there was a typical liberally slanted article about the families of illegal immigrants and how badly they suffer when the males in the family are deported back to Mexico after being arrested for illegal activity such as passing bad checks, etc.

In others words, according to liberals, once illegals have commited one illegal act, they are able to disregard Amerca's laws at will, whenever they feel like it, and with zero repercussions.

Shame placed upon a person's family has always been a deterent to criminal activity. I have no doubt that many young Black men in the inner city have been able to resist peer pressure to commit heinous and criminal acts because they have too much love and respect for their mothers to subject them to shame.

If illegal immigrants do not want their families to suffer it is up to them to prevent it. They and they alone are responsible for their actions and the results of their actions. It is not our problem at all.

We have American citizens who are jailed and their families are left to fend for themselves as well. Women who become involved with criminals and other irresponsible men deserve what they get and they and their progeny are selected against.

The article prompted a letter writer to ask liberals, "What is it about "illegal" that you don't understand?"

Never turn your back on Miss C!

Miss C made a comment to Right-wing co-worker on Friday. Libertarian co-worker found the comment to be cruel and said, "Ooooh, oooh, she's like Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York. Don't turn your back on her!"

Miss C is flattered to be compared to Bill the Butcher, so let that be a lesson to y' all.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Baby carriages can be very useful

My supervisor was walking home from work one day and he was having trouble getting across a busy street, because the cars would not stop.

A homeless guy came along pushing an empty baby carriage.

"Do you want to cross the street?" he asked.

"Yes," my supervisor said.

The homeless guy rolled the baby carriage out into the middle of traffic and the cars squealed to a stop.

"They think it's a baby! the homeless guy said. Go ahead and cross the street."

Another earthquake hits the Bay Area

4.2, at 4:42 am, UGH!!

I woke up saying, "OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!!" as my house jiggled like a bowl of Jello. My bed was shaking like the bed in the Exorcist!

Two coyotes killed in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park

after they attacked a 100 lb, Rhodesian Ridgeback. Of course the animal lovers are fit to be tied. They do not countenance the killing of any animal, no matter how dangerous to humans they may be.

Me thinks they should also introduce wolves, pumas and grizzly bears back into inner city parks, as they are all native to California. Let the inner city pets and brats enjoy real nature.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

A librarian was just here breathing down our necks,

because we had 2 Harry Potter books sitting out in the open waiting to be processed. "They can't just sit here, she said. We have to lock them up in the cage (a chicken wire lined closet in a storage room)"

Right wing co-worker was like, "Simmer down now, it's OK. We're still working on them."

Librarian said, "I signed an agreement to keep them secret, we are supposed to keep them locked up!"

Right wing co-worker said, "But I didn't sign anything."

Big ol' terror attack coming in 2008

Al Qaeda is going to try (and probably succeed) to influence the US elections just like they did in Spain. Or they will make a strike against us immediately after the election as was their intention in England after Gordon Brown took power. They figured they could get Brown to withdraw British troops from Iraq.

They've only to hang on until Bush is gone, as there is no other man on this planet who has the balls and heart to stand up to the murderous scum intent on killing Jews and infidels.

After which Barack Obama will be elected, in order to appease the terrorists and show them that the American people are on their side and have proven it by electing one of them.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

I was watching the mockumentary Gaza Strip

and I was feeling all sorry for the Palestinians. The Palestinian kids have a wily street smart way about them that is very endearing. But then they showed a totally staged, fake "chemical attack" supposedly perpetrated by Israel.

The kids involved in the set-up were writhing around and engaging in the most melodramatic acting I have ever seen. I was laughing so hard I was crying. This staged atrocity was totally unnecessary as the truth is more effective.

What was interesting is that this movie was shot pre-Iraq invasion and the Palestinians are constantly calling on Saddam Hussein to send rockets to take care of Israel and America.

At one point a Palestinian woman, upset about a blockade, says that "God willing, Israelis will get their just desserts!" It seems as if God has already given everyone their just desserts and the Israelis got the best of them.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

We got 200 Harry Potter books

last Wednesday. We are going to get 50 more this week. But we are sworn to secrecy. Not allowed to let slip any plot twists.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Give Me the Booger blog

Reading the booger blog reminded me of a story my aunt told me.

My cousin Hunter used to suck his thumb, and if he liked you he would hold out his thumb and let you suck it too.

One day he was sitting in my aunt's lap while they were watching TV. Hunter was sucking his thumb and my aunt was immersed a movie.

Hunter held up his thumb and said, "Look Mom!"

So my aunt said, "Thank you honey, num num!" and bent over to suck Hunter's thumb.

Hunter said in a horrified voice, "Mom, it's a booger!"

My aunt pulled back to look at Hunter's thumb and saw a huge booger on the end.

Because of Miss C's name she is often asked if she celebrates Bastille Day

The answer is non.

I have been watching a lot of Danish movies lately

Flickering Lights was interesting because of a scene shot on the beautiful Bridge that connects Denmark to Sweden.
Brothers (Brodre) was very good. It dealt with Danes fighting in Afghanistan. Not too many Americans filmmakers are dealing with the current wars in cinematic terms. It stars the always gorgeous Connie Nielsen, wife of Lars Ulrich of Metallica.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Adeed Dawisha, no supporter of the Iraq invasion, said on PBS News Hour,

"Well, I don't really put that much faith in opinion polls that are taken in conditions of war and conflict that we have in Iraq. Just in terms of my own personal contacts, I honestly don't know of a single Iraqi -- unless, of course, he's a militia or a terrorist -- who thinks that American troops leaving tomorrow will be better for Iraq. I mean, it's almost a guaranteed civil war situation if that happens.
And the horrors of the civil war, if it does happen, will make whatever is happening in Iraq now seem like child play. So they do follow what's happening in Washington. And I doubt very much whether they think that a precipitous departure of American troops is going to be good for Iraq."

Director Milos Foreman says,

In Iraq we are trying to plant good seeds in bad soil!

Why I fucking hate liberals!

Our dept consists of lower staff and we are of all different political persuasions but we are mostly supporters of the death penalty. In fact the other day right-wing co-worker and Black Democrat co-worker were in agreement that it was a-OK for some guy in Texas to shoot someone for stealing copper. I disagreed. So you see, some of the Democrats are more conservative than I.

Some years ago now, we had a White liberal woman working in our dept. She and I were like oil and water. She was a terrible person to work with as she read all day and did very little actual work. Yet she complained about the job and called it "slavery," although her Black co-worker outworked her by miles. Liberal woman would piss and moan and stay off work with "carpal tunnel" all the damn time. She would say that her job was ruining her life and she could not play the piano or do calligraphy because of it. Our male supervisor, an ex Marine, hated her. He would walk over and ask what was going on when she was complaining. She would say, "Nothing" and he would reply, "I can see that!" Sometimes he would imitate her whiny voice too.

She dated Black guys and had been married to a Union activist. She was so uptight that she would tell her boyfriends not to eat popcorn at the movies because it would ruin the movie, so her relationships did not last long.

Then one night the State went ahead with the execution of one Robert Alton Harris, a murderer so callous that he killed 2 young men and finished their cheeseburgers afterword. The next day liberal co-worker was beside herself with grief. She told us she had not slept as "It was a dark day for America!"

It got worse. She was from Petaluma California. Richard Allen Davis, a California Native American, kidnapped, raped and murdered Polly Klass. Liberal co-worker was convinced of his innocence, as "He did not look like a murderer." Of course he does, I said, he is a murderer and he is exactly what a murderer looks like. He led the police to Polly's body, for Christ's sake! She also said he did not look like a Native American, another subject she is woefully ignorant on. When his past history of kidnapping and sexual assault came to light Liberal co-worker accused the victims of lying.

Then she fell in love with Jack Kevorkian. Her love for him was eclipsed only by her admiration of the unibomber, whom she thought was a nice man who cared about nature.

She finally retired early because she just could not take it any more, thank God, because I could not take it any more! Black co-worker talked to her recently. I told Black co-worker that I hate Miss Liberal and she hates me. "No she doesn't, she said, she always asks about you."

Well if she doesn't, that just proves my point. I am her mortal enemy and she can't even see it!

The Moroccan method of tanning animal skins is unclean!

I have aquired a shopping basket from Morocco. Yesterday I was perusing the items at my local supermarket when I noticed the odor of dead and decaying animal wafting about me.

Jaysus! I thought, what is that stench? It isn't the food at Safeway, I hope. Then I turned my head and sniffed the leather strap attached to the straw basket. Pheeuuuwww!

Friday, July 13, 2007

If the Democrats had not been yammering on in a defeatist refrain for the last 3 years we could have been out of Iraq by now.

If the US had shown a united front from the beginning of this war, we would have been unbeatable. There would have been no insurgency. Our enemies would not have been emboldened to such a degree. There would not have been hundreds of thousands of Iraqi citizens slaughtered by their own countrymen or foreign fundamentalists. Al-Qaeda would have realized the monumental mistake it had made right away.

Instead, the Democrats have given life and sustenance to the brutal murderers in Iraq by letting them know that the US people are not united and that half the US population pasively supports the Islamic fundamentalist takeover of the entire Middle East and Europe and Scandinavia and eventually the US. The liberals were against the Afghan War. There is no attack that could could be made against the US that would convince liberals that we should do anything but turn the other cheek. Liberals are the most Christian of secularists.

Liberals are selected against. Their denial of reality makes them dangerous to their fellow countrymen and to moderate people everywhere. The government of Iraq is a democratically elected one, yet liberals in this country have continually supported the aspirations of Islamic insurgents over the rights of Iraqis who voted for that government. The Democrats say, every chance they get, that the Iraqis want the US out of Iraq. Which Iraqis want us out? The good and moderate Iraqis? The evil child bombing, woman hating imperialists of Al Qaeda? Most of the moderates have had to flee Iraq, driven out by the very lunatics the Democrats are telling us to listen to.

That the Democrats have nothing to say on the tactics of the enemy says a lot. The enemy is willing to blow up civilians women and children, is this ever mentioned by the Democrats? I have never heard them say anything about it. All I hear is the talk about the dead US servicemen and women. There have always been wars and people will die in them. The Demcocrats are worried about being blamed for the deaths of a few soldiers. I do not mean to belittle our troops but some of their families are showing a lack of perserverence and guts. This is only encouraging the enemy to believe that they can defeat us, ultimately prolonging the battle. This is about public opinion people, this is about elections and Democrats and a few turncoat Republicans keeping their cushy jobs.

Fuck them, I say. They have advocated for years exactly what Bin Laden has said would happen, the US can not take the deaths of a few of its citizens before tucking its tail between its legs and running home. Maybe we deserve to lose if that's the way half the population of the US feels. Let's just forget about border control like liberals advocate. Let's let in thousands of fundamentalist Muslims to riot and burn cars and threaten and kill our filmmakers and writers. They can beat up and rape American girls on the subway like they do in France. Very multicultural.

Maybe after the Democrats win the next Presidential election in 2008, we Rightists should give them a taste of their own medicine. A nice Republican insurgency. We did it once, we can do it again. I am willing to fight another civil war. Lefist multicultural values are not my values and I refuse to live under the tyranny of them.

The French don't use plastic bags for shopping

so they don't have anything to pick up their dogs' merde with. Paris streets are littered with the waste of a million poodles.

If they outlaw plastic bags in America what are we dog owners to do?

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Is nose hair plucking considered torture under the Geneva Convention, or is it merely good grooming?

I once read about a family wherein the father was an abusive sonofabitch. He would demand that each of his children have their noses totally plucked clean of hairs on a daily basis.

Now to me this would be unbearable indeed. But I was thinking. Muslims like to remove hair from all over their bodies. Arab men have lots and lots of repulsive nose hair.

My plan is this, we can simultaineously denude terror suspects of hair during interrogation. Both performing valuable ablutions while extracting valuable information on terror plots!

Whole Foods CEO attacks rival online!

Leftists are nasty spiteful people, no doubt about it! You'd think Miss C would get along better with them!

Miss C has been eavesdropping again!

As I walked Wolfowitz the other evening I passed a threesome of twenty-something men.

The bald one said, "All bitches is ho's, man."

Then he qualified his statement.

"Except for family."

Michael Moore and the superiority of Cuba

Michael Moore chose the wrong subject for his recent documentary. Instead of health care, which in truth everyone in America has in some way or another, he should have done an expose on the American system of education and it's inferiority to the Cuban system.

In Cuba, so I have read and heard, they have achieved nearly 100% literacy. How did they do it? Cubans are poor. They don't have a lot of money for schools. many Cubans are descendants of people who suffered a particularly brutal form of slavery. yet, Cubans learn to read quite well. Cuban classrooms look to be organized and well disciplined. Cuban children seem eager to learn. Cubans value patriotism to a great degree. In the classroom they salute Fidel and their revolution, everyday. Cuban children engage in holiday celebrations that encourage group unity. They do not value individualism at all. Everything is done for the state. Teachers are paid no more than any other profession, yet they are dedicated to their students.

Our system is nothing like the Cuban system. It is in every way inferior. I say we should start emulating Cuba today. In every class children should stand and salute George W. Bush and our flag before commencing to lessons.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Percentage of US population who believe that Scooter Libby personally "outed" Valerie Plame

versus percentage of US population who believe Saddam Hussein was personally responsible for 9/11 attacks.

I'd say the odds are in the favor of the Libby accusers. I have actually heard journalists on PBS say, incorrectly, that Libby was convicted of outing Plame.

Remember this lefties, Valerie Plame's job consisted of convincing people in countries other than ours to break the laws of those countries and engage in traitorous and illegal acts against the governments and people of those countries.

I guess she gets a pass from the left because, and strictly because, her husband was against the invasion of Iraq. As long as you appear on the surface to toe the party line, you're A-ok.

Interesting comment by an Iraqi immigrant about the London terror plot

Khudayr Taher: Europe and America Should Deport All Muslims - Including Myself

Khudayr Taher, an Iraqi Shi'ite writer living in the U.S. and a regular contributor to the liberal Elaph website, had a quite illiberal suggestion - he asked why Europe and America shouldn't deport their Muslim populations. He wrote:

"Countries have the right to defend themselves and assure their citizens' safety from terrorism. Likewise, it is clear that the source of the terrorist crimes in Europe and America is the Muslims who live in these countries.
"The security services cannot know people's intentions and sort out who is the noble immigrant and who is a terrorist criminal. [But] wherever there are Muslims, their presence has produced crimes of terrorism and murder.
"Among those Muslims in Europe and America who do not practice terrorism, most of them do not have loyalty and sincere attachment to these countries that have offered them all of the means of life in dignity - housing, studies, work, and citizenship…
"The legitimate question is this: Since the security services cannot sort out the good immigrant from the bad terrorist… why don't these countries deport all Muslims, of all races, from Europe and America, and [thus] find rest from the danger of terrorism, and protect their peoples?
"I, as an Arab Muslim immigrant, sincerely call on the countries of Europe and America to deport all Muslims from their territories - including myself, despite my love and my sincere attachment to the U.S…"

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Right wing co-worker has all the luck!

Right wing co-worker was at the laundromat last night. He was waiting for his clothes to dry when 3 Asian skanky hotties came in to do their laundry. There is a spa/massage parlor a block away and we are pretty sure the, uh, ladies came from that establishment.

Co-worker was playing his Gameboy when one of the, er, ladies decided to shake out her laundry. Co-worker was immersed in his game when suddenly an item of clothing was flung down in front of his Gameboy. He looked at it and saw that it was a thong! He looked at the ladies' pile of laundry and saw at least 12 thongs! "Is this yours" he asked, as the thong flinger giggled.

AIDS threat exaggerated, just like global warming.

It's recently come to light that so called "experts" in the UN have exaggerated the AIDS epidemic in numerous countries in order to bilk funds from Western countries.

This is exactly what is happening with the so-called global warming threat. Scientists want our money, for purposes of endless research. They can't get it by honest means so they have invented another fake crisis, by which to extort monies from us.

I do not believe that marijuana is a pain reliever!

Pot enhances sensation. It does not dull it. Anyone who has ever gotten a headache from smoking pot knows this.

I do not doubt pot's efficacy in stimulating people with wasting disease to eat more, but I do think that people who claim to smoke it for pain relief are doing so for other reasons than pain relief.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Meth addicts on parade!

Some new crank addicts have moved in around the corner. They live above the heroin dealer. On the 4th, I was walking to the parade whan I saw one of the women setting up a couple of lawn chairs on the curb. Now these people are whiter than fish bellies and I thought, just maybe, they were going to get a tan or something. But in the back of my mind, I knew that they thought the parade was coming down our street. It was not.

A few weeks ago on the bus, I overheard a girl telling someone over her cell phone that she was heading for Berkeley when she was actually headed in the opposite direction. After she said it a few times I butted in and told her she was on the wrong bus. She was of Indian descent and very cute. She had a strange looking Black girl with her. The Black girl was wearing a hoodie pulled down over her face and was very masculine. Her eyes were wild and crazy looking.

So the Indian girl asks me where to get off the bus and catch one to Berkeley. The Black girl starts telling her not to listen to no White woman. A White woman who is trying to make them get off in the middle of nowhere! She keeps going on about me being White, so they can't trust me, etc. I tell them to ask the bus driver, who is Black, if they don't believe me.

The Indian girl tells her she's getting off and the Black girl says she's staying on the bus. By this time we are in a totally different city. As the Indian girl gets off the bus the Black girl calls her an ugly bitch and says, "That's why you ain't got no friends!" Then the Black girl gets off at the next stop.

So, as usual no good deed goes unpunished, so when I saw the White trash druggies all set for the parade, I hesitated to butt in with my know it all attitude. Maybe they wouldn't believe me anyway!

There they sat in their cut offs, cuz no self respecting White trash meth addict would buy shorts premade. Why would you do that? When summer rolls around you can just hack off the bottoms of your pants below your butt cheeks and make shorts.

So I walked on past not willing to get involved. I watched the parade and walked back home. The tweekers were still sitting there waiting for the parade. More tweekers too. A really skeletal, shirtless guy in cut offs and a mullet was there, all smiles, waiting for the parade that wasn't coming.

"Did you see the parade?" they asked me eagerly.

"Yes," I said. "Oh no, I said, all innocence, were you thinking it was coming this way?"

"It's not? the girl with a thick mustache said.

"No, I said. I thought you might be thinking that, but I wasn't sure."

"Well what the fuck did you think we were putting out these chairs for?" she asked me testily.

Her boyfriend, Mr Mullet said, "It's Ok, we were wrong, somebody told us it was coming this way, is it over?"

"Yes," I said, feeling thoroughly guilty. Gawd, those poor pathetic people needed a nice parade to cheer them up.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Jesse Jackson's here bitching about guns!

He's here in a quest to end gun violence. I'll tell you this, nobody on the outside is making Black people buy/steal guns and shoot each other with them. They are doing that all on their own. Why doesn't he tell his people to stop their shit!

Every time the powers that be try to do something to stop it, like instituting curfews or preventing gang members from gathering, the liberals jump in to prevent them from succeding.

Lorrain Taylor of Hayward, California, whose twin 22 year old sons were gunned down while outside working on a car put it this way, "I think we're not looking at the root of the problem. This sounds very political. Closing down the gunshops will not stop the violence. I don't think the source is the gun stores. It's a deep spiritual problem."

Heart of Light

Last night I watched a Danish movie about a Greenland Inuit/Eskimo, Rasmus, whose son goes on a shooting rampage and kills two people.

When he hears of the crime he runs out into the snow, strips off his clothes, rubs snow all over himself and screams, "My kin has spilled the blood of others! I am ashamed in the sight of my fellow man! I am ashamed unto death!"

Then he goes on a hunt to bring seal meat to the parents of the victims.

Would that Muslim culture was more like Inuit culture.

The sad situation of too many children of latino immigrants

In this Sunday's San Francisco Chronicle, reporter Joan Ryan wrote an article about an 11 year old girl living with her Grandmother, mother, sister, niece and sometimes her sisters ex boyfriend, in one room. Her sister got pregnant at 14 and it's only a matter of time until the subject of the story gets pregnant as well. Probably she will get pregnant by her sister's boyfriend since he is around. Otherwise there are no men in the picture at all. Immigrant advocates would have us believe that Latino men are primarily interested in supporting their families, but I don't buy it. They bring their families over here, desert them, and the American tax payers end up supporting them.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

From gay to the NRA! We are a pretty tolerant bunch!

Look here, I forgot about the NRA's entry in the Parade on Wednesday. Check out these Bubbas. This truck and trailor rig got as welcome a reaction as the Out On the Island gay car. I cut off the guy sitting on the hay bail on the back of the truck, he weighed at least 500 pounds.

Ratatouille was DISGUSTING!

I don't get it. Sorry. Rats swarming around food is a gross concept. Where were all the rat droppings? In the food, that's where!

The movie was stomach churning and not funny at all. The great reviews it's getting just proves that critics are either in bed with the studios or have not the sense God gave a banana slug.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Lesbian leftist neighbor wants her daughter's Black former boyfriend, the father of her grandchild to serve hard time!

I was talking to Jamel's Grandma the other day and she told me that her daughter had just gone to a custody hearing. Her former boyfriend, who has never held a job and has not paid a dime in child support for his 3 year old daughter has decided that in order to punish Jamel's mom for no longer wishing to sleep with him, he will try to take full custody. He is naming Jamel as the reason he wants to take the daughter.

Jamel's mom recently got her nursing degree and is making good money. Now that she is working for her own money she no longer wishes to share it with losers. When the government is supporting you who cares, but if you work for it yourself you feel a bit differently.

So Jamel's Grandma told me her daughter's former boyfriend is facing a number of criminal charges and may go to jail, which she hopes for fervently. She told me that a few years ago she would have said that Black men go to jail far too often but she is wiser now.

John McWhorter on Dave Zirin's new book, Welcome to the Terrordome, the Pain, Politics and Promise of Sports

"In his contempt for David Stern’s decree that basketball players stop doing interviews in full “thug” regalia, Zirin exemplifies an old white lefty tendency: believing that Not Being a Racist means exempting black people from basic civic responsibilities. Thug regalia symbolize violence, aloofness, and dismissal, and symbolism matters. Zirin understands this well when it comes to the Confederate flag or Hitler salutes, which he invokes frequently in other contexts. "

"Zirin typifies much of the hard Left in viewing himself as a paragon of higher awareness while engaging in the same visceral, unreflective mudslinging that he reviles among people on the right. For him, conservatives are people who casually assume that “injustice is the tolerable status quo,” and David Brooks is a “Republican stenographer,” rather than the almost ponderously reflective soul who writes New York Times columns."

"If you’re politically active, you’ll love this book,” Nation editor Katrina vanden Heuvel gushes in a blurb. Note the assumption that “politically active” means leftist, as if other positions were unworthy of the label. But the self-congratulatory rhetoric of leftism, when translated into policy, neglects the very people the leftist claims to be concerned about, or worse, holds them back. Welcome to the Terrordome, despite its good intentions, is an object lesson in how lefties who affect to be looking out for blacks are often looking out for no one but themselves."

John McWhorter is a senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute’s Center for Race and Ethnicity. His most recent book is Winning the Race: Beyond the Crisis in Black America (2006).


Noam Chomsky's daughter in law was my supervisor

One day she was complaining about work and I said, "That's why you make the big bucks!"

She said, "Like I get paid all that much."

"Ah," I said, "How like the American elite, to deny they are the elite."

Supreme Court justice!

The Supreme Court ruling involving so called "voluntary desegregation" is absolutely a joy to me. For too long the liberal elite have laid their own guilt trip on the backs of the poor. Integration sounds good but in practice it has been the ruination of our educational system. Instead of forced and involuntary integration, the Government should have funded all schools equally. That would have meant Blacks would stay in their own neighborhood schools to be instructed by teachers of their own choosing following a curriculum of their own choosing as well. Blacks could have been comfortable and would not have to compare themselves to, or define themselves against Whites.

Instead what we got was the lowering of standards in all inner city schools and the forcing of poor Whites and Asians into substandard schools where racial animosity and social distraction ruled the day. White liberals, mostly educated, were content to subject poor Whites to the hell of attending schools where Whites were a tiny minority. They suffered the tortures of the damned. Liberals continued to send their children to private schools. They were and are ignorant of the conditions and behavior of the Black students in inner city schools.

One of the biggest problems I have with liberals is that they think that everyone is like themselves. If you try and tell them of what goes on in inner cities, they will call you a racist. This stems from their blissful ignorance. White liberals really have no contact with poor inner city residents. They live in wealthy liberal enclaves and drive everywhere. The few minorities they might come into contact with are usually of the middle class and above.

The liberal elite really do hate poor Whites anyway. Poor Whites, as White liberals believe, are really venal and lazy, because their is no excuse for Whites to be poor unless it's due to their own lack of initiative. Since we have White privilege we must choose to be poor. Blacks on the other hand are never poor due to their own actions but always do to the actions of some White people somewhere, never White liberals though, it's always a Republicans fault.

So, thinking that they could erase racism on the backs of poor Whites and sop their own guilt feelings, they were content to bus poor whites to majority Black schools to be abused, thus creating more racists. When my sister was dating a rich kid from the Oakland hills he was astonished at the attitudes my sister and I had toward inner city Blacks. He, having never come into contact with any Blacks was secure in the knowledge that they were all just like him.

No White girl or boy is responsible for the way that adults have mishandled racial relations. Children should never be used as pawns. The integration of schools in Little Rock Arkansas was done at the expense of Black children who had to walk through gauntlets of riotous racist mobs. That never should have happened to them and it should not happen to Whites or Asians either.

It says a lot to me that liberals feel that a school can have too many Blacks. In San Francisco they bus Asian kids to dangerous schools so that there are at least a few academically proficient students in those sad disgusting schools. The schools need Asian students to make them look good. The Asians have been protesting for years at the unfairness of it all. Then the Asians get to UC Berkeley and they have a policy of not accepting too many Asians, because the truth is that they would make up the entire student body of all the major universities if we relied on actual merit during admissions.

Perhaps Muslim doctors should use their skills to help their fellow Muslims

instead of trying to kill Westerners. It's impossible to kill us all, we are legion, and clearly Allah is not on their side. He not only diffused the bombs of the plotters in Britain, he set fire to one of the would be Glasgow bombers so that he may know what it feels like to be a victim of a terrorist.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Devil Dog found Sailcat!

"Legend Of Sailcat"

There's danger out on the nations' roads
They're paved with snakes and flattened toads,
And truckers drive in rigs so big
They can flatten a cow, or a horse, or a manatee
And those who survive are a lucky few,
But there's one brave cat who made it through
And I'm here to tell the tale to you of Sailcat

Sailcat? Sailcat

He was huntin' for mouse to feed his face,
When strange radiation from outer space
Turned him into a super invincible cat
When a truck ran him down with a hideous splat!
Ah, he couldn't be killed, but he still could be squished
And he lay in the passing lane shakin' his fist
Then some kids helped him fly with a flick of the wrist
And that was the birth of Sailcat

Sailcat. Sailcat

He rolled after that truck like a buzz saw unleashed,
And he sliced it in two like a knife through a peach
One truck half took the high road, the other the low
And the message went out on CB radio:
"Breaker, breaker, lookout, watch your back
Be afraid there's a Frisbee-like cat who's a mighty sharp blade."
So the feared and revered reputation was made of Sailcat

Sailcat. Sailcat

He's Sailcat. Sailcat

08-02-2002 01:16 AM

Miss C is on vacation and she is down by the water digging for stone tools!

10,000 years ago North America suffered a perfectly natural climate change

About 10,000 years ago, the North American climate began to change: the world became dried and the great grasslands and forests began to shrink. The continental ice sheets had withdrawn and the melt-water from them filled basins and the shorelines of the continents began to change. These new climatic and geographic conditions altered the animal life and also forced the people into different ways of life. There was a relatively sudden disappearance of many types of animals. Most of these animals were the so-called megafauna, or large mammals such as the mastodons, mammoths, giant ground sloths, and other large-bodied herbivores. As these animals became extinct, so too did many of the carnivores that preyed upon them - the Alaskan lion, the saber-toothed cats, and the dire wolf, to name a few. Other species did not become extent, but underwent rapid selection for smaller forms. For example, the giant bison of the late Ice Age was replaced around 12,000 years ago by forms directly ancestral to the modern bison. And still other life forms, such as small mammals, reptiles, birds, insects, amphibians, fish, and most plants were relatively unaffected. Exactly why these animals died out is subject to debate. At one time, some scientists argued that the ancestral American Indians of the Paleo-Indian period hunted these animals into extinction. But today such an hypothesis receives little support. Instead, modern scientists point to a period of rapid global warming at the end of the Ice Age. As the climate changed, sea levels rose, growing seasons became longer, and snowfall and annual precipitation decreased significantly. While many smaller animals could adapt to these shifitng conditions by modifying their ranges, the larger ones, placing greater demands on their environments, could not cope with the transforming world and were pushed beyond the brink to extinction.