If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Saturday, May 31, 2008

What Obama and his supporters are asking about Hillary

Friday, May 30, 2008

I'll be waiting at the port

The military leaders of Myanmar have stated that the cyclone victims don't want any of the chocolate bars the international community has been sending them.

Miss C does. She totally does. Chocolate is the only thing Europeans do better than everyone else. Except for the Polish. No Polish chocolate please. But chocolate from Belgium, France, the Netherlands and Italy are most welcome.

I am on the other side of the Pacific, international community.

Take note commenter Strudel.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

R.I.P. Sydney Pollack

My favorite Pollack movie is, and will forever remain, Jeremiah Johnson. Although, according to this article, the real Jeremiah was even meaner than he was portrayed in the film. Apparently he used skillful kicking as a method of fighting against Indians who pissed him off.

Turns out Senator Don Perata's carjacker was the very same guy who shot and paralyzed the 11 year old piano student!

Perata's spokeswoman was making excuses for the guy at the time of the carjacking, "Oh, poor, poor Black people have to carjack White people for their rims around the holidays, boo hoo, poor them. I feeel soooooo sorry for them. Perata's White privilege made them do it! He shouldn't have been driving a car with nice rims, only Black people can have nice rims, everybody knows that!"

When you make excuses for violent criminals 11 year olds get shot and turned into paraplegics.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Why does gas cost more in "liberal" San Francisco?

The national average cost per gallon is $3.89. In San Francisco it costs $4.06. Why are liberals allowed to gouge customers like this? Are gays part of the "Big Oil"conspiracy?

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Next time a leftist tells you he cares about American workers tell him he's full of shit!

There's a steel casting business in Berkeley. Lunatic lefties and ambulance chasers are doing everything they can to destroy the company and the lives of its workers. Lawyers and activists in the neighborhood are engaged in shake down practices, trying to bilk monies from this company for supposed illnesses caused by the fumes released from the plant. Never mind that some of the people who are part of the suit have been breathing the fumes for many many years and have lived to ripe old ages.

The company will eventually take its union jobs and tax dollars out of the US.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Ted Kennedy is a drunken, woman murdering, slob bastard and I hope his brain tumor grows so big it makes his eyes pop out!

Fuck him and his crappy family of hideous women, peg legs, rapists and murderers! Cancer is too good for them. Somebody oughta put the whole shaggy browed, pit bull jawed clan in a big, big bus and, by remote control, drive it off a bridge over really deep water.

This is what I've been saying for years

From today's Oakland Tribune

"For many on the streets of Oakland, violence has become so commonplace, death so expected, there exists a sense of chilling resignation.

An almost sinister acceptance of violence persists, leaving generations inflicted with symptoms of post traumatic stress disorder, similar to those of a soldier returned from combat.

"It feels like at times like the Iraq war is right here on the streets," said Franceyez, an 18-year-old rapper. "More and more violence has been created over the years. It's getting repetitive."

"Oakland has its own mini-Vietnam," said Ron Johnson, director of special programs at Alameda County Juvenile Hall Justice Center."

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Jail is sometimes preferable

Theordore Dalrymple has written a column wherein he states that about 1/3 of the male prison population prefer to be in jail, because in prison they are free from the trials that women put them through.

The prison guards are these prisoners' real friends and they like the freedom from responsibility they have while incarcarated. They know what is expected of them and it is little.

Co-worker's brother has been in and out of jail most of his life. When I mentioned the column to her she said, "That is my brother, Trey. That is him exactly. He can't stand women. Women drive him crazy. He's out of jail for a little while and he has to beat the hell out of some woman that drives him crazy and head straight back to jail." Even though he is walking with a walker at this point."

2 days later she told us her brother was back in jail for refusing to abide by curfew and not wearing his ankle bracelet. Now he'll have a real curfew.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Saddam Hussein's brother

I ride the bus with 2 ex-cons who work at the Salvation Army store. They always sit at the very back of the bus. They stare at girls' breasts in an entirely obvious manner and engage in happy conversations with anyone near them.

Last evening, a Mexican guy sporting a luxuriant mustache boarded the bus and walked to the back where the 2 guys were sitting.

One of the Salvation Army guys said. "That is an interesting mustache, you look like Saddam Hussein."

"He is my brother," the Mexican guy replied.

The other ex-con corrected him, "He was your brother, Man. He ain't your brother no more."

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Were're havin a heat wave, so the sunsets are gorgeous!

Super stupid headline, "Militant group claims it was behind India bombing"

Uh, duh!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Can they make a hybrid car that looks as good as this?

Shining like a dragonfly's wings. This car symbolizes what America stands for. While I was taking its picture, people were slowing up on the sidewalk to gaze at it with awe and respect.

Some of my neighbors hate your offspring

Monday, May 12, 2008

Transgender men prove that feminism is a load of shite and that Larry Summers was right

They had a 2 part program on NPR about 3 boys with gender identity disorder. All of them started want to wear dresses and play with Barbies and Polly Pocket dolls when they were 2 years old. They loved the color pink.

How is it that these boys don't say, "Gee, I really think I'm a girl, but I want a black bike and I want to wear pants and a t-shirt and I want to play with toy cars and try out for sports."

That never, ever happens. When "girls" are trapped in boys' bodies they seem to only be drawn towards expressions of "traditional" feminine identities.

Friday, May 09, 2008

Miss C is

Presidential firsts

People are always saying that Hillary will be the first "female president" and Barack will be the first "Black president" well, after Jefferson and the honorary Black president Bill Clinton.

John McCain and his family has a first going too. They will be the first albino family to take up residence in the White house. Jimmy Carter was kind of an albino and had an albino daughter, tis true, but Rosalyn spoiled any albino first family ambtions.

John McCain will fulfill them. He and his family are the whitest white people on the face of the planet and that is why I am going to vote for him.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Someone on NPR said, "Hillary delivers bad speeches badly

Obama delivers bad speeches brilliantly. McCain delivers brilliant speeches badly."

Interesting post on Qu'ran Bible blog which proves that Islamists are in bed with the KKK

"The holocaust needs very deep detailed research because Ahmedinejad Mel Gibson David Duke all have doubts that there were 5.1 to 6 millions Jews were killed during WWII and their doubts must be based on some facts. I never looked at holocaust figures because don’t have time and resources to go into detail research. I did always accepted the Jews figures of holocaust victims but just looking at some data it look to me that holocaust figures were exaggerated to gain Britain and US sympathies which they used for the creation of Israel."

So, Ahmadinejad and Mel Gibson and David Duke are the experts. I never knew. Also, I am very astonished to find out that there has never been any very deep detailed research on the holocaust. I thought my mom was the world's foremost expert on the subject and felt sure that I had engaged in deep research on it, do to the coffee table books my mom left lying around. Klaus Barbie, Butcher of Lyon and other tomes. Little did I know, my own mom was trying to brainwash me into supporting Israel.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Five Years of My Life An Innocent Man in GUANTANAMO

by Murat Kurnaz.

What a load of shit. Murat got all religious fundamentalist and left Germany for the mountains of Pakistan, on the border with Afghanistan, in October of 2001. He says not to join the Taliban, in hopes that the US would attack and that he could become part of the much anticipated Holy War against the infidels.

No, according to him, he did not do that. Supposedly his fundamentalist conversion just coincided with the attack on 9/11 and he went to Pakistan to learn more about his religion. Much the same story that the British Muslims in Michael Winterbottom's, docu-drama, "Road to Guantanamo" told. Murat's own parents told authorities that he had recently grown a beard and had become more religious.

Do liberals really believe this bullshit? The likes of the ACLU and John le Carre and the great singer Patti Smith do.

Well I don't. Allah had a plan for Murat and that was for his weak ass to get caught by his infidel enemies and thrown into Guantanamo for 5 years.

Anyway, where's his beard, is he not a Muslim any more?

Miss C's all time favorite female singer is Ruby Starr, from the band, Black Oak Arkansas!

Friday, May 02, 2008

Hans Reiser convicted of murder, and worst of all, being a European!

"But Cimarron Taylor, who has known Reiser since their days playing computer games at UC Berkeley in the 1980s, acknowledged under cross-examination that his friend is a little arrogant and believes himself superior to others.'

"After the jury left, judge Goodman summed up his opinion of Reiser.
"You are rude," he said. "You are arrogant. There are not enough words in the English language to describe the way you are."
But the jurors found a word on Monday: guilty."

The Judge and jury found him to be very European. Which is why they convicted him of murdering his wife on very little actual evidence.