If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Obama says we live in 2 nations, the nation of the "haves" and the nation of the "have nots"

He wants to turn us into one nation. That means he's a Commie. There will never, ever be total equality in this world. The reason is, people want to be equal to the rich guy not the poor guy. Even in communist countries some people made out better than others and not just the party bosses.

If you were a good looking woman you could sell your body and use the money to buy more food or luxury items. An uglier woman couldn't do that as easily. That's not inequality, that's just life. During WWII many women chose to side with the Nazis in order to get better food than their fellow Dutch or French sisters were getting. That is a survival tactic. Miss C does not know what she would have done, she likes her tucker and the Nazis had kewl uniforms.

Often you here about the hard working poor. I agree that many poor people work hard, but most people willing to work hard are not poor. The rich, especially rich men, work extremely hard. Much harder and for longer hours than most people are willing to work, even to become rich.

There was an article in the paper a year or so ago, written by a leftist feminist wherein she bitched about the fact that men who ran large companies were bad fathers. Her premise was, they worked all the time and spent almost no time with their families. She was doing the usual job of a leftist in smearing the reputations of corporate types, but at the same time she was inadvertantly disproving a shibboleth the left has always believed in. That is, the rich do not work hard and are somehow made rich by the hard work of the poor.

The truth is, even when these guys have made their fortunes they continue to work all the time. They became rich because of their natures. The money was a by product of their dedication to work, or as some would put it, their workaholism.

Unions make it almost impossible for people to work longer hours and earn more money. The unions don't think anyone should work hard, or long. When companies and government institutions have to pay larger overtime pay, they often prevent their employees from working overtime.

However here in the Bay Area we are constantly being told of the "scandal" of police and firefighters who rake in excessive overtime pay. We have cops making $200,000 a year. Well if the unions hadn't raised the overtime pay to such a huge rate, maybe the cops would not be making so much money or working so much overtime. There is money to be made from hard work for long hours, period. Since we don't have enough cops to police our streets, those stories never get very far.

The French do everything the unions here demand, they hardly work at all. Still there are plenty of filthy rich French people living in family estates on one hand, and on the other, thousands of poor immigrants living in terrible conditions.

When Obama says he can turn us into one nation, he is either crazy or lying out his ass in order to get elected.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Go to China for dentistry

I was discussing my recent trip to the dentist with my supervisor who is from China. We were bemoaning the exorbitant costs.

Another co-worker, also born in China, told us that she needed her wisdom teeth pulled so she waited until she went to China to see her parents. While she was there, a Chinese dentist pulled all four teeth at $10.00 per tooth.

My supervisor, who, since she moved to the States, has become squeamish about all things Chinese, said in horror, "Did they give you pain medication?"

I said, " Of course they did. They have less regulation of drugs than we do. They probably give you opium."

The other co-worker said, "They gave me plenty of medicine, it didn't hurt at all and you can buy opium at the pharmacy!"

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

After Jack, Miss C loves Theodore best!

Theodore Dalrymple: "There is an odd division in the thinking of liberals (in the American sense) of people into those who have personal responsibility and those who do not. Broadly speaking, people like us -- educated, relatively well off -- have personal responsibility; but millions of people who are the victims of something or other do not, their victimhood having deprived them of agency."

Miss C's High School was shitty!

Yesterday I went to the Dentist for the first time in 10 years. The hygienist was doing my x-rays asked me what high school I went to.

I told her.

"Oh no," she replied. "I am so sorry. That is not a nice school. My kids play soccer at their high school. We went to a match at your school and the kids couldn't play until we got all the broken glass off the field. It was horrible. I told my kids they were never going back there again!"

Monday, January 28, 2008

Deer and beaver lovers unite

Until a few days ago there was a beaver dam on a creek in Martinez, Ca. The recent storms washed it away. Lately there's been a bunch of enraged beaver lovers on the news, frothing at the mouth whilst threatening the city council of Martinez, because they suspect that the beaver dam was not removed by the massive, monsoon like rain storms we've had, but by evil, sneaky city workers who hate beavers.

At Point Reyes, Ca we have a group of "deer lovers" upset about the culling of deer.

"These deer are not the brown deer which eat your roses,” said Testa. “These deer are quite isolated in the wilderness. They’re iconic to the community. I’ve lived here 23 years, and people come from afar to see these deer. They’re very majestic. They’re beautiful white deer that graze in the meadow, and basically do nothing.”

If only we could get these people as worked up over killings in the inner city. Perhaps it's because the denizens are mostly "brown" and not "white" "beautiful" and "majestic".

The really amazing thing about this story is that there were 14 people living in one house!

Check out this video to see how people behave in the City of Brotherly Love, AKA, Berkeley

Actually the most shocking thing in this video is a parking space! Berkeley is the most car clogged city next to San Francisco.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Yeah, I'm sure, but what movie's playing?

Miss C does not patronize this local theatre because it is owned by an unpleasant, psycho, uber lefty who regularly bashes Bush and other Republicans on the marquee. He obviously does not want Republicans there anyway.
However, it is a nice theatre and right-wing co-worker went there to see the monster flick, Cloverfield, which he enjoyed very much. While he was there he snapped this pic for the blog.

Our county bus drivers are sick of listening to peoples' personal shit! Do they even make Walkmans anymore?

Miss C's toaster makes dinosaurs on the bread! How cool is that?

I'm pretty sure they mean "tenant" on this sign from a driveway down the street

Friday, January 25, 2008

Bill Clinton says, "Once you accuse somebody of racism, facts become irrelevant!"

Now they know how it feels to be "falsely" accused of racism. Miss C thinks that people with thin lips should not even speak the name of Martin Luther King, much less use King's, or any other Black's acomplishments or reputations for political purposes.

The best thing politicians of all races can do is to stop paying lip service to Blacks, anyway. They need to be honest and say "Sorry, we can't help you, you'll have to help yourselves. We can give you some tools,(free schooling anyone) but the rest, I am afraid, is up to you."

People get elected by promising Blacks the moon and nothing ever comes of it. Black mayor after Black mayor has presided over conditions of poverty and crime in cities across the nation. As someone once said, "Black men can kill each other just as easily on streets called Martin Luther King Jr Way and Mandela Parkway as they can on Grove or Elm Street."

Thursday, January 24, 2008

If you are anti-Semitic you are uncivilised!

No country is worthy of being called civilised if they rationalize anti-Semitism.

I've been seeing these bumper stickers around here in the good ole Bay Area

They are getting ready to outlaw wood burning here in California!

They are going to make it a crime to burn wood in a stove or fireplace.

My ex, a hunter and gun nut who lives in the woods uses an Amish refrigerator, that is, a refrigerator that has had it's motor removed and runs runs on propane. He says he's not sure why God allows propane, but not electricity, but he's happy enough that the Amish make such refrigerators, because he has no electricity. His power is supplied by a generator fueled by solar power.

Seems like he's a lot closer to an environmentalist than all these city liberals who clog up the freeways with their cars and still have the nerve to yelp about people who use fireplaces.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Oscar abominations

Julie Christie! Yuck. She sucked in Dr Zhivago and she still sucks, except now she looks even more like Peter O'Toole in drag.

Laura Linney, she's got balls, real ones! She makes Hillary look girly by comparison. She also can't act her way out of a paper bag with an Indian guide. See Mystic River and you'll see what I mean.

That girl from Juno, which is the fakest adoption movie ever, she acted no differently than she did in the movie Hard Candy. She also is exactly the same in real life. She doesn't act, she just talks

The Oscar for best actress belongs to Amy Adams for her performance in Enchanted. That was real acting.

That is all.

Monday, January 21, 2008

They know not why!

Friday I walked into a heated discussion between my co-workers over President Bush. Three of them vociferously stated that "Bush was the worst President ever!"

"Clinton is my favorite President" one said.

"He's mine too!" the rest stated firmly.

"Oh really, I asked. Just what did Clinton do that made him so all fired great?"

Silence was my answer.

"Come on, I said. What did he do that you all liked so much? What exactly made him a good President? Give me one example."

They all began to stutter like Porky Pig.

One of them tried. "Uh, I can't think of anything exactly, but I can look it up on the internet. If you give me some time, I know I can find something"

Since they couldn't think of anything, I said, "How about Welfare reform? He did that."

Liberatarian co-worker said, "Wasn't that something the Right liked him for."

"Yeah, I said, we sure did, and the Left is suppposedly mad about it."

"Well, he needed to do that," Black Democrat co-worker said. "Those women on Welfare just sat up in front of the television watching soap operas all day."

"Straight from the horse's mouth," I said. "You said it, not I."

"How about bombing Bosnia? I asked. Did y'all like it when he did that?"

They were flummoxed I tell you. None of them had ever even heard about that. They were like, "Hunh, what's a Bosnia?"

Friday, January 18, 2008

Blood runs red in our streets and the liberals think erecting Peace Poles will stop the violence!

"Parks for Peace calls for reclaiming our neighborhoods commencing with the symbolic action of the rededicating 23 parks and recreation centers for peace, neighborhood by neighborhood. The first of the 23 park dedications will begin on Saturday, August 11, 2007 at Brookdale Park. Each park will be declared a safe, neighborhood space for peaceful uses only by installing a Peace Pole at the park and hanging white ribbons - designating peace - from the trees and fences. "

I shit you not! Liberals are fearful stupid!

Why are the Democrats even bothering?

When the Republicans are going to steal the election anyway!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Good news, no, great news!

There are rumors that Britney Spears is thinking of becoming a Muslim.

Finally, she might cover up her butt crack and all her other girlish charms.

Pretty young IRS agent kills herself with IRS issued weapon

She was depressed because her boyfriend broke up with her.

One co-worker told me "That is so sad. He shouldn't of broken up with her!"

I said, "The bitch was crazy! That is why he broke up with her. Ultimately she shot herself in the face. She was nuts!"

In Miss C's humble opinion the ex-boyfriend was smart to get away from her.

Miss C is so mad she's spitting nails!

About the poor kid shot and paralyzed during his piano lesson. They had the parents on the news this morning saying that they had to move before they could bring their son home from the hospital. I guess they must live in an upstairs condo.

They also have to get wherever they move to retrofitted for wheelchair access.

Like the father of the boy said, he now has to give up a lot of hopes and dreams he had for his son.

I know that, with modern technology, life has improved for the handicapped but still, if given the choice between living life as a paraplegic or being able to walk we would all vote to keep the full use of our limbs.

A stupid, worthless punk caused horrific pain and life long misery to a boy lucky enough to have had two parents who loved and cared about him and could have had a bright future. This makes me furious!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

John McWhorter and Miss C are on the same page

On everybody hatin' on Hillary for her MLK statement he had this to say,

"Well, politics is rarely pretty, but in this case the price is too high. For one, misinterpretation of statements in this vein makes black people look disinclined to process detail and context—in other words, dim. It only gives that much more fodder to views on black intelligence like those uttered by James Watson."

Damn that incessant whirring sound, I can't get no sleep at all!

One day the tech guys got to work and saw the the temperature of the server room was about 90 degrees. They could not figure out what was happening so they called the building maintenance guy to come.

When he got here he went outside to look at the air conditioning unit. There, in front of the air conditioner, all cozy, slept a homeless guy. He had jammed a stick into the fan, because, "It was keeping me awake, man. Sorry, I didn't know."

They had to put pipes on our window sills to keep the homeless from using them as bunk beds. Although my supervisor said of the move, "If they're drunk enough even the pipes feel like a Sealy Posturepedic!

Chinese Christian co-worker, who heretofore will be known as CCCW,

not to be confused with Chinese Christian Worker, which is communistic in sound, has complained of the dearth of coverage of the Republican candidates on our local media outlets.

"They only talk about the Democrats," she complained. "I am an Independent, but I'd like to know about the Republicans too."

"Welcome to the Bay Area," I told her.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The names have been changed to protect the innocent

Right-wing co-worker was talking to a friend the other day. She began to tell him about a recent trip she made to an obscenely large supermarket located in the town right-wing co-worker grew up in.

"I went to get a few things and they were out of the sale items. I told a clerk about it and they sent a guy to get the items for me. The problem was the clerk they sent is crippled and very slow and he only could bring me one item at a time and I was in a hurry."

"Is he a dark skinned Filipino with a really bent up hand and twisted foot?" asked right-wing co-worker."

"Yes," she said, surprised.

"Oh," said co-worker. "That is my friend, Robert. I went to school with him."

Right about now she was feeling pretty guilty.

Co-worker decided to throw her a bone, "Don't feel too bad, he said. We used to call him Hopalong!"

Poor Hillary!

Hillary's statement about Johnson and King was a statement about the power of presidents to effect policy and change. It was in no way a slur against Dr King's contribution to civil rights for African-Americans. Dr King could not sign any bills into legislation because he did not have the power to do so.

The media and the usual group of Blacks of low cognitive ability, the ones who are so easily confused, as say, when someone uses a "big" word they don't understand, like "niggardly," jumped on her statement like they always do. The facts are irrelevant to them. They know what they know and you can't confuse them with the facts. I saw multitudes of them demanding that Hillary apologise. She does not need to apologise because she did nothing wrong!

As for Obama, he passed up the chance to behave in a gentlemanly fashion and instead took the low road. I still think he's a pretty good guy, but he knew exactly what Hillary was saying and pretended not to for political reasons.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Don't shoot the piano player!

A 10 year old boy was shot last week during his piano lesson, when a thug robbed the gas station across the street from the music school. The thug shot at the gas station attendent when he tried to call 911 after the robbery. The bullet went throught the walls of the school and into the kids stomach and spine.

I was sure that we were going to hear a lot of shit from the media and the public about everybody making a big deal about the shooting of a young (White) man. The first impression being that it was a White boy. Racist assumptions about the types of people who play classical instruments, I guess.

Any time you give even a little attention to the death of innocents around here there are some radicals who step in and accuse "society" and the media of caring more about the deaths of Whites than the deaths of "young Black males," whom, supposedly, no one cares about.

This became a moot point when the shooting victim's mother was interviewed on television and was seen to be a Black woman. The kid turns out to be not only Black, but an Hispanic Black at that. Even then, sympathetic portraits of the shooter were already being painted, by the local media.

Fuck him! The kid he shot is, at this time, said to be paralyzed. There is no excuse for the shooter's behavior. None.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Fred on Everything on race and crime

Learning from Diversity
The Case for Expatriation

December 8, 2007

"Again it happens. In Baltimore a young white woman boards a bus and wants to sit down. Each time she tries to take a seat she is told by nine black middle-schools students, ages 14 and 15, including three girls, that she can’t. Finally she sits anyway. The little—the middle-school students, I mean—attack her.
From the Examiner, “She sustained ‘serious injuries’ and had to be transported to the University of Maryland Shock Trauma Center, according to a police report…[Sarah] Kreager suffered two broken bones in her left eye socket, police said. She had eye muscles that were damaged…She had deep lacerations on the top of her head and another above her neck.” Her face will never be the same.
Life in the United States. Race relations as usual. Journalism as usual. I suppose you have been swamped, dear reader, by the national press coverage of this racial attack—right? The outrage? You’ve heard about it over and over on the lobotomy box? Editorialists everywhere just won’t let it rest? Sure.
Curious. Don Imus, apparently a radio jock of some sort, refers to a black women’s basketball team as “nappy-headed hos.” Rude, certainly, and unnecessary, but nothing more. It becomes national news and he loses his job. Blacks beat a white woman until her bones break and…near silence.
I’m sick of it. I’m sick of these attacks and of the animals that commit them. And I’m sick of the attitude of the press. But I’m doubtless alone in my sentiments. Right?
The headline in the WJS account says, “Woman Attacked On Bus Placed In Witness Protection.” Why? The only reason can be the expectation that blacks will try to kill her to prevent her from testifying against the attackers. Things are out of control.
The attack was not just a crime, but a particular type of crime. In Mexico, where I live, there is crime, but it is usually economic. If I walked in a bad part of Guadalajara by night with a Rolex on my arm, an enterprising gangster might well demand it at knifepoint. If I peaceably gave him the Rolex, he would likely just leave with it. It’s about money. Yes, crimes of passion occur when men got boozed up and fight over women or which football team is best. These are easily avoided.
But when a group of very young blacks, unprovoked, attack a defenseless white women, with the intention of badly hurting her, break her bones, and then try to drag her off the bus, we see a different sort of crime. The only motive is racial hatred.
Crimes of this type are either increasingly common or increasingly visible because of the internet. They involve gang rapes of white women, forced humiliation as for example by being compelled to provide blow jobs in front of boyfriends, followed by murder. The press assiduously covers them up. The usual formulation is that “youths” were responsible or, very infrequently, “minority youths.” A photo of the victims may appear, but not of the perpetrators. Press coverage will be as local as possible. On the web I recently saw television coverage of one such crime in Florida in which the reporteress kept the camera below the waists of those involved to avoid racial identification.
If the attackers were somehow anomalous, the occasional psychopath for example, the solution—a reasonable response anyway—would be to put them in prison forever and get on with life. But they are not anomalous. They are probably the norm among young blacks of the slums.
I don’t think whites realize what is out there, how bad things are. If you live in Washington, DC, and work, say, on K Street or Connecticut Avenue, you see well-dressed and courteous blacks who are pretty much like everybody else. Much more resentment lies under the surface than you probably believe, but they certainly aren’t going to attack anyone. They are not a problem.
But go into the realms of the underclass, the great sprawling necrotic Sowetos of any big American city. Better yet, don’t go. You wouldn’t last ten minutes on foot at night. Few whites really know that these places exist, and they never see them. Cabs will refuse to take you. For some half-dozen years when I was on the police beat I did see the bad neighborhoods. God help us.
These ‘hoods are utterly black, with whipcord young males leaning against lamp posts and eyeing cops with hostility. The people in them have no identity other than black. They aren’t African and aren’t American. They don’t read and many can’t. The schools are just holding cages. They’ve got nothing and they’re going nowhere and they know it. The great white beyond out there, with its computers and universities and those rich white people with their jobs and books and understanding of mysterious things like international politics—they have no access to these.
They hate whites. I don’t mean that they harbor class-mediated resentments deriving from incomplete socialization to the Euro-based norms of yada yada. I mean they hate whites. Or do you suppose that they beat a young woman into hospitalization from affection? To break bones in a woman’s face you have to kick her or hit her very hard, hard enough to cause brain damage with a little luck, hard enough to kill. The ganging up is a pattern.
There is nothing whites can do about it except live away from blacks and be very careful about taking public transportation. It is not a good thing to find yourself at eleven at night in an otherwise empty subway car with your teenage daughter and five young blacks.
Fear of blacks chiefly drives the furor over the right to own guns. Conservatives don’t want guns from fear that a Jewish dentist might crawl through the window at night. Liberals do not fear white duck-hunters or the white suburbanite with a pistol in his closet. It’s arm against blacks, or disarm them, though few will admit it..
What will happen to the adolescent monsters in Baltimore? A good guess: They will be charged with assault, publicity will be minimal, they will face only minor consequences because they are juveniles, and a black jury (if things get that far) will give them a pass. Their classmates, if anything they see can be called a class, will regard them as heroes.
I wonder how long things can go on as they are. Nothing gets better. The murderous stewing hatred remains and given a chance will beat more women senseless or, sooner or later, burn another city. Winding this spring is not a good idea. If the worm ever turns, Katie bar the door."

Every word he says is true. It is fact people. There is no getting round it. I would never sit next to a Black teenager on the bus unless they were by themselves. They are not so brave then. Often you don't have the chance to sit next to them anyway, because they spread themselves across two seats.

The owners of the liquor store around the corner from my house, were robbed at gunpoint twice in one week. Now they close at 6 pm.

On Xmas I had to walk to the liquor store across the street from the projects. Big mistake. when I got there there was a tall young Black male standing at the cash register ordering the Yemeni clerk around. There was an old Black man who had put his malt liquor on the counter and was waiting, looking nervous.

There were about 7 little Black kids in the store. Picking stuff up and asking the price and then telling the clerk they didn't want it anyway, "Cuz it's nasty!"

The tall kid was ordering the smaller ones around telling them to get him stuff. "Not those, stupid, the lemon ones!"

There was an old Black guy waiting with me, while this shit went on and on. I am standing there with my one cube of butter, thinking, this is bullshit! But I didn't want to leave, because I would look weak. Or worse, like I was pissed off at them, then they might attack. So I waited, gritting my teeth.

The old Black guy told me I could go first, I think because he did not want to stand anywhere near the group of kids.

Finally another Yemeni clerk came out of the back and stood there staring at all the kids. the big kid was not intimidated and demanded some cigarettes.

He asked for a kind that is obviously popular because the box was empty. The clerk told the kid he was out.

"Quit playin' Motherfucker and gimme the cigarettes."

"I don't have them," the clerk said.

"Quit playin" the kid said, too young to buy cigarettes in the first place.

And on it went.

I told my co-workers the next day, "Nobody needs to feel sorry for these young Black men. They live like princes."

Things people say about Devil Dog

"Is that dog smart? He looks smart."

" I don't think of him as a dog, I think of him as a person. See, he's like a person."

"Is that a JRT?"

"See that dog? That dog's crazy!"

"It's lucky he's not bigger or he'd eat everybody!"

Commies at the bus stop!

Most homeless people are scum!

Co-worker's niece, the one whose been homeless for months now and keeps trying to come and live with co-worker, is getting kicked out of a third homeless shelter.

She told co-worker that the shelter wanted her to fork over 80% of her income for them to save for her to get an apartment. She complained bitterly and said she was not going to do that.

Last week, co-worker and her husband were watching TV in the evening. They heard a knock on the back door. opened it and standing there were the niece's two kids.

"We're sorry," they whined. "Mama went to the casino and we don't got no food. We're starving."

Co-worker's daughter is living in a tiny mother-in-law cottage in the back. Daughter and niece took off to go gambling and told the kids to keep quiet and hide til they got back! They did not leave anything for the kids to eat, for 2 days!

Most homeless women with kids are like this. Britney Spears gets blamed for her bad behavior because she has money. The poor women are just as venal, selfish and stupid, but they get liberals to feel sorry for them.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Dog shoots, kills hunter!

Cheney did it!

I don't want my President to go to the West Bank!

I am very very nervous!

The people of New Hampshire were just being contrary and reactionary

They voted for Hilary just because they weren't going to let Iowans push them around. If Iowans had voted for Hilary, the people of New Hampshire would have voted for Obama.

After Bush is assassinated in the West Bank,

Cheney will emerge from hiding, where he has been for quite some time, wearing a Darth Vader costume, and assume his position as Eternal Supreme Dictator. He's rubbing his hands together, even as I type this.

They should send Cheney and his trusty shotgun to the West Bank.

Monday, January 07, 2008

anti-Semites abound

One day I was working at the check out desk when a cute little Asian lady came to check out a book. She opened the book and showed me that it had been written in.

"It's OK, I said. We won't blame you for it."

A bit later, I went over to the library card desk to work. The phone rang, I picked it up and a lady said, "Hello, I was just there and I checked out a book. The lady that checked it out to me is Jewish and she marked up the book so that I would be blamed for it."

"Oh," I said. "Thank you for telling me," and hung up on her psycho ass!

I told one of the Jewish librarians about it and he said, "She's crazy! You don't look Jewish!"

Is that the only reason she's crazy? I mean that she thinks I look Jewish? What about her raving anti-Semitism??? Huh??

She was all anti-Semitic to me and I'm not even Jewish! Anti-Semites even hate people they think are Jewish! In other words, they have hallucinations.

Jews just can't recognize their enemies. Am I being anti-Semitic to say that?

Elle s'appelle Sabine

I watched the documentary by French actress Sandrine Bonnaire about her sister Sabine, who suffers from autism.

As is true of many people with autism Sabine has obsessions. One is her sister Sandrine, whom she adores, the other is America. Sabine loves America! Sandrine filmed Sabine on a trip to America and during the entire trip Sabine was obviously in heaven. A trip to Guadeloupe, also filmed, did not inspire much emotion at all.

When I related this to right-wing co-worker he said, "She's not autistic, everybody else in France is autistic!"

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Miss C luvs Jennifer Tilly!

Saturday, January 05, 2008

When dumb beasts attack!

The other day I was walking to the drugstore, some 8 blocks from my house when my path was blocked by 2 overgrown, overfed, ponderous, bovine teen girls.

They were the size and shape of NFL linebackers or Hawaiian royalty of old. Huge, lumpen creatures, taking up the entire sidewalk. Each with a cell phone to her outside ear, yakking inanely. As they travelled slowly along, they came together in the middle of the sidewalk, then separated, then came together again, meandering all the while towards Taco Bell.

I was afraid to squeeze between them, for fear of being crushed, or God forbid, accidentally brushing into one of them, a capitol offense, so I decide to give them a heads up. "Excuse me ladies, " I said, all politeness.

The behemoth on my right whipped her head around, much, much faster than I had thought her capable of moving. I guess like most linebackers she is cable of short bursts of speed. Then again, maybe it's just the neck thing. She stared into my face, narrowing her little piggy eyes in an evil glare. She actually came to a full stop, bristling with hostility.

I tell you I was afraid for my life, for a minute, I really was. I felt like Calamity Jane in Deadwood. I wanted to say, "Giganto, please don't tusk me with your tuskers!"

I had the misfortune once to get between a cow and her calf on a hiking trail. She came after me in much the same way. But the cow could move a bit faster, I'm thinking.

Luckily, the other Incredible Shehulk veered off towards the curb and I made a break for it!

Friday, January 04, 2008

Bush tells Israel to dismantle illegal settlements

Oh Bushie, my love, the Arabs willl not thank you for it. Give it up. The Jews are our friends and the Arabs are our enemies. Declare this a holy war and a fight to the death and get on with it. Anything the Israelis want to do is ok by me.

Just like a commie, Hugo Chavez negotiates release of "fake" hostage

Every supposed good that happens at the hands of communists is smoke and mirrors! Hugo and Kim, and all their predecessors like Mao and Stalin had to make up lies to get the populace to believe. That's why Communism is a religion.

If Obama gets the nomination but is not elected president

of these United States, there are going to be riots in the streets!

Some serious fucked up shit is going down in Kenya!

Where the fuck is the U fucking N ? Pardon my French!

Thursday, January 03, 2008

The sight of smokers standing outside bars and cafes is most unattractive

The French have done a stupid thing. Jaundiced, wrinkled lipped smokers, with stained yellow nails, reeking of tobacco will now pollute up the view of the world's second (after San Francisco) most beautiful city, Paris

Ever since the indoor smoking ban here in California, we've been subjected to the sight of sleazeballs hanging out in doorways and blocking the sidewalks in all weather. I hate to walk by the groups of, mostly, guys. Then there is always some jealous, bleach haired smoking hag, with them. She is usually dressed inappropriately for her age, giving you the evil eye because the guys say hi. It's just horrible.

I'd rather they kept it indoors. Those of us who have to walk by have no choices. I guess I can take comfort in the fact that the behavioral police will soon outlaw smoking on the street as well.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

#1 on the list of guilty mofo's

You can tell some people are guilty just by looking at them.

Pic of Rummy with Saddam, just for Anon

"I want to get with you Saddam. Can I kick it whichyu?"

Self professed "feminazi" commenter, Belle, needs an anatomy lesson!

Her comment is this,

"So, from your blog, I've learned 2 things:

1. Because I'd rather work and live alone than marry and shit out kids, I'm part of the feminazi conspiracy that's to blame for people being fat.

2. It's ok to taunt and shame kids who are fat.
Oh, wait, then there's #3: You're an asshole."

Belle, babies don't come out of that hole!" You must have been absent from school on the day your feminist studies professor gave her masturbation seminar!