Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Remember when Miss C stated that Oakland was as bad as Iraq and for doing so she was greeted with ridicule by lefties?

Here is an article from the San Francisco Chronicle wherein Afghan, Burmese and Iraqi immigrants, sponsored by Arco and brought to Oakland to work in gas stations in bad neighborhoods under the pretense of getting them out of dangerous war zones, state that they just have jumped from the fat into the fire and that Oakland is every bit as dangerous and as much of a war zone as Iraq, Burma and Afghanistan.

Straight from the horses' mouths. Put that in your pipes and smoke it, ignorant lefty bastards.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Think the gubment can help the poor?


Think again. Here's an old WPA poster.
Their "planned housing" created more juvenile delinquents.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Republicans are getting their freaks on!

Not to be outdone by John Edwards in the bedroom olympics and taking leaves out of naughty boys, Franklin Roosevelt, JFK and Bill Clintons' books, Republicans are throwing off the mantle of the puritan religious right and flying as far away as Argentina to answer the "call of the booty."

I hope they don't start driving women off bridges and drowning them.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Lefties are suddenly realizing that they've been rooting for the wrong side in Iran

They are still clueless. They have switched sides without thinking things through as they are often wont to do. They actually think that Ahmadinejad lost the election. They have always underestimated the religiosity and nationalism of people in other countries and they continue to do so.

I gotta news flash for them. The majority of Iranians love, or at least, like, that hairy monkey, Ahmadinejad, just like the Western left used to. Right up until the news of the Iranian election became the shot heard round the world and the left here in America saw that the Iranians who opposed Ahmadinejad were closer in idealogy to Western liberals than the right-wing ayatollahs and their figurehead president.

Remember when the leftists were slobbering over Ahmadinejad after he insulted Bush. The lefty blogs like the Huffington Post were full of commenters expressing nothing but glowing admiration for him. They were very much in support of the fascist, totalitarian religious regime and police state of Iran as long as it opposed their sworn enemy, Bush.

Now the left is jumping off Ahmadinejad like rats from a sinking ship, or fleas from a dead cat, and pretending to have been against him all along.

I call bullshit on them.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Where is the luv?

While I was waiting for the bus on Monday, a young, blond German man in shorts came up to me and asked if I knew where he could catch a certain bus. Unfortunately, it is a bus that travels slowly through the most dangerous parts of Oakland. He informed me he didn't want to take the Rapid Transit train.

The train, although not without danger, is far, far safer. Especially for a white guy and a foreigner to boot.

I thought about telling him he shouldn't take the bus, but pondered how to word the warning. Finally I just said I was sorry and did not know where he could catch the bus.

When I relayed the story to my co-workers today, one of them was upset. "That's not right. That's not right, he said. You should have warned him. You gotta have love."

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

It's hard to tell men, or children, from beasts these days

Monday, June 15, 2009

Russia, Pakistan and Afghanistan and America need to forget about defeating the Taliban

We need to contract with the ruthless Sri Lankan military to fight and ultimately defeat the Taliban for us.

I hate to admit it, but the turmoil in Iran is reminding me of the recent protests that took place in Thailand

I am pretty sure that Ahmadinejad actually won the election, if not fair and square, near enough to count.

A group of Iranian elites (whom of course I would normally support and whose values I share) are intent on stealing the election they just lost by a landslide.

Miss C wants the Obama administration to release her

in Bermuda or Palau. She is somewhat of a "separatist," in her own right.